Stop searching for your disappearing eyeglasses the first thing in the morning. This night owl stays perched beside your bed and keeps your glasses in reach when it's time to turn in. You'll find your eyeglasses on the exact same spot every morning. Except if the owl miraculously wanders away...But it won't. It'll ...
Do you think that you are f**king magical? Because this mug can be owned only by people who are thinking nothing less then this. But, if you have a strong will, really strong will to become that magical then you can own this mug too.