The idea of writing a journal seems silly and like something that little girls do. But this is not that kind of diary. This one you will appreciate for a long time. You don't need to write a lot. You must write just one sentence a day that will sum up the most important event or emotion that happened that day. After doing that for five years, you will have a charming book to read and reminisce about the old days.
Women are complex and we're aware of that. If only there was something that could help unlock the mystery... Wait, what? There is? With this item you'll get access to every women's brain..
While he's cooking in the kitchen, you walk up to him and realize that something is missing. After another look at this particular item it becomes clear to you that this is the thing that was missing. Get your man an apron, but an apron he deserves. This one will definitely make him laugh, too.