This teddy bear is a professional alcohol smuggler. He has the ability to hide and smuggle the whole bottle. He is on the wanted list, but he has never been caught because of his cuteness. If you see him, you need to retain him and fill him with your favorite drink.
If you're looking for a gift for your wrestling lover then this is the thing you want. It looks like a wrestler is dropping an elbow on their opponent and is just the perfect thing. No matter how their rear wiper is situated, it'll fit without a problem.
Simply pop this little wiener into water and watch it grow over the next few days up to six times it's size. When it loses all the water it'll shrink back to its original size meaning you can grow it over and over again. Great gift idea because it's bound to get a giggle.