If you're tired of those amusement park thieves and want to take revenge on them then this mini Candy Grabber is just the thing for you. Just throw in one of its fake pennies and you're ready to go. Or you can just take the machine apart and take all the candy out. But that won't be closely as fun, trust me.
We all experienced that panic attack when we realize we were ran out of toilet paper. Well, from now on there is no room for panic. Just push a button, adjust the pressure and you're ready to go.
This shirt, buy it you should. Give your geeky friend the coolest t-shirt in the galaxy, and make sure that he will never forget to follow the light path of the Force. The dark side of the Force is always lurking, waiting to steal the best Jedi towards the dark side, and Yoda's wise words will keep him protected.