Because, I'm a scientist. Because, I invent, transform, create and destroy for a living. And when I don't like something about the world, I change it. And I don't think going to a rented office in a strip mall to listen to some agent of averageness explain which words mean which feelings has ever helped anyone do ...
Let your favorite wine lover store their favorite wine with style and class. Add a boxed wine bag, or the included one filled with a favorite beverage. With a ramp inside that helps the flow, and removable scrolled feet to prevent scaring of the table or counter.
If you learn your kid how to write, you don't need paper anymore. With this board you can write and rewrite as much as you like. Use it at the office too.