Because, I'm a scientist. Because, I invent, transform, create and destroy for a living. And when I don't like something about the world, I change it. And I don't think going to a rented office in a strip mall to listen to some agent of averageness explain which words mean which feelings has ever helped anyone do ...
Only Zelda's true fans will know what this is, and how to play it! This could be a great opportunity to involve your kids in playing instruments or it could at least be a unique aspect of cosplay costume.
Every hot dog fan will get hungry immediately after using this tasty stapler. It would be best if you were careful around the office and keep the stapler locked when it is unattended. Otherwise, it will go missing immediately!