"Have another piece of cake. I don't like you looking so thin." Clean house, laundry, dinner ready. This book is full of man completing these tasks. Everything women ever wanted.
Just because your little friend is a bit hairier than you doesn't mean that it is not cold for him outside during winter. Why not make him warm and fashionable at the same time? British Style Reversible Dog Coat is available in all sizes, from Chihuahua to the Great Dane!
This teddy bear is a professional alcohol smuggler. He has the ability to hide and smuggle the whole bottle. He is on the wanted list, but he has never been caught because of his cuteness. If you see him, you need to retain him and fill him with your favorite drink.
Every plumber and princess saver know you cannot accomplish much in the dark. This lamp will remind you of the times when you'd be up into the wee hours trying to save the princess. Great present idea for an average geek.