"Have another piece of cake. I don't like you looking so thin." Clean house, laundry, dinner ready. This book is full of man completing these tasks. Everything women ever wanted.
Maybe 'Russian Roulette is not the same without a gun' but it's surely much safer. With this item, the only worry you'll have is whether you'll be able to hear properly immediately afterwards. You can fill the balloon with liquid of your choice and bring the game to the next level.
Just graduated? Moved into a new apartment? Potty-trained a toddler? …got out of bed? We'll drink to any of that! Remind a loved one to celebrate their successes, big or small, with this congratulatory mug. What a way to start the day!