This towel will definitely let others know that your deck chair is reserved. Stay in the water or at the bar as long as you like, your deck chair is secured.
This gag gift will make anyone laugh. It is large enough to be a true beer belly. You can pack not only your keys and phone inside, but also you can put a beer can or two. It is very lightweight (unlike the real beer belly) and has adjustable straps to fit any body type.
This teddy bear is a professional alcohol smuggler. He has the ability to hide and smuggle the whole bottle. He is on the wanted list, but he has never been caught because of his cuteness. If you see him, you need to retain him and fill him with your favorite drink.
Do you think that you are f**king magical? Because this mug can be owned only by people who are thinking nothing less then this. But, if you have a strong will, really strong will to become that magical then you can own this mug too.