You know that attacks happen when you least expect them at all, but now you can always be prepared to defend yourself with this self defense shoe lace insert. Just put it between your shoe strings and you're ready for action.
Have you ever wanted to see the world from a flipped perspective? With this sphere you can surely do that as it will flip around every object you point it at. Just be sure not to over do it because you might get used to it. And when you do, there's no going back.
If your dear geek enjoy getting wasted then this is the gift you should get them. Not only they'll use it but think of you every time they get drunk. At least while they're conscious, that is. Suitable for all events where getting wasted is preferable.