Because, I'm a scientist. Because, I invent, transform, create and destroy for a living. And when I don't like something about the world, I change it. And I don't think going to a rented office in a strip mall to listen to some agent of averageness explain which words mean which feelings has ever helped anyone do ...
Can cut, pry, hammer a nail,twist the screw, open fire hydrant, etc. This handy little gadget is the perfect thing for repairmen. Get this item for your handy dad and he'll thank you soon enough. And he'll most certainly think of you while repairing the next broken thing.