Because, I'm a scientist. Because, I invent, transform, create and destroy for a living. And when I don't like something about the world, I change it. And I don't think going to a rented office in a strip mall to listen to some agent of averageness explain which words mean which feelings has ever helped anyone do ...
This pen is perfect for your own projects or some house maintenance. Sometimes you don't need a toolbox, take the pen out of your pocket and you are ready.
You know that attacks happen when you least expect them at all, but now you can always be prepared to defend yourself with this self defense shoe lace insert. Just put it between your shoe strings and you're ready for action.