If you ever wanted to make a giant human burrito out of yourself then you've stumbled upon the best thing. Everyone will be jealous when they see you wrapped in it. Just be careful not to get eaten by hungry neighbors.
For those friends who are fans of Frodo's adventures and the fellowship of the Ring, this doormat is a very creative gift. Notify the visitors that when they arrive at your door not bearing gifts, they shall not pass!
You know those people who are constantly having a good time at the expense of the president? So this is the best gift you could ever buy them! The president predicts a lot of fun!