If you're in need of a lovable soap dispenser then search no more. This one is the best you can get. There's not much to it, just push it and out comes the soap. Your friends will definitely lose their minds when they see a nose hanging in the bathroom.
No matter who the current president is, you and your cat understand that the cat rules the house. You are just the cat's humble servant that will buy this Presidential Cat Scratcher immediately. Your cat deserves a podium to share a word with her minions.
If there's an asshole in your life then go ahead and tell them that they're just that but in a creative and kinda cute way. It can be an amazing gift for your husband or wife and it will surely make them laugh.