This teddy bear is a professional alcohol smuggler. He has the ability to hide and smuggle the whole bottle. He is on the wanted list, but he has never been caught because of his cuteness. If you see him, you need to retain him and fill him with your favorite drink.
Have you ever envied Craig Ferguson for his unique, cool looking mug? If you have, then you can stop right now and get one for yourself. Or you can give it to someone as a gift. They'll most certainly like and appreciate it. Just be careful because it's still venomous...