“You Suck At Parking” Offensive Business Cards

If you were ever annoyed by some poorly parked car but didn't know how to express the anger - this is the gift for you. It is your civil duty to order these business cards and let know people that they really suck at parking! And, who knows, maybe some of them actually feel shame and learn how to park properly.

  • Are you sick of horrid parking jobs? Our cards are an easy and effective way to fight back against people who suck at parking!
  • 30 PCS Non Sticky Quality One Sided Print on 250g Paper. Size 90 x 50 mm / 3.5" x 2"
  • Package contains: 30x Business Card, Eppo brand sticker.
  • Sold only be "eppo". If you purchase this this item from a seller other than "eppo" you are purchasing imitations.
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